You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Your penis caused this!
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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