Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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