i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
