god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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