i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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