these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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