I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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