We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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