Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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