we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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