Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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