I hope mine doesn't look like that
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Randomize
