I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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