Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Im part way to drunk.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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