your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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