You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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