yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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