just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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