she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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