i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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