We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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