bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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