its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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