Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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