im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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