Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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