we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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