singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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