doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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