is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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