anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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