eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
His nipple licking is glorious
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