i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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