glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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