He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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