hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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