So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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