I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
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