im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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