I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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