You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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