He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I said "one day" and that day is not today
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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