No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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