he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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