She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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