Me too!
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
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