she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
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