There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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