This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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