Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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