the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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