so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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