You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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