Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
