going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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