Sry I called you an 8
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
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