It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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