I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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