did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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