Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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