You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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